- Interviewer: *question about tattoos*
- Andy: *awakes from slumber*
- Andy: Yes hello tattoos
Calum: "Whatcha gonna do with that big fat but? Wiggle wiggle wiggle"
Luke: "Is this feminism? *gets hit over the head*"
Michael: "Fuck my girlfriend’s fitter than me"
Ashton: *casually wrestles a crocodile in the corner*
[AGGRESSIVELY APOLOGIZES FOR BEING A BAD FRIEND AND AN UNPLEASANT PERSON TO BE AROUND]
I AM SO EXCITED TO WEAR SWEATERS AGAIN
I have to believe I have friends that really care about me. But I’ve been forgotten before and it hurt. So I’m scared. And I’m worried that fear will push people away when all I need is for them to come closer.